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Scrapbookers Sticker-a-Day 2009 Desk Calendar

Scrapbookers Sticker-a-Day Desk Calendar: Per the request of Croppers across the universe, we ask that you please NOT throw yesterday away—Just sticker it! Decorate your scrapbook with 100s of original and archive-safe stickers. Stickers are grouped by theme to match any scrapbooking occasion. From holidays, vacations, births, weddings, weekend outings . . . you name it, we'll sticker it! A minimum of 3 beautifully illustrated stickers each day! (Go ahead, do the math . . . that's almost 1,000 stickers).

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Quilting Pattern-a-Day 2009 Desk Calendar

Quilting Pattern-a-Day Desk Calendar: With wonderful new block designs each day AND the patterns to actually make these colorful designs, it's easy to see why you have to have this calendar! Enjoy beautiful Quilt-Art every day and the thrill of knowing that you can work on a new block any day, or simply save a block for another day. Create quilts, pillows, placemats, and much more!

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Punch Out 2009 Desk Calendar

Punch Out Desk Calendar: Enjoy incredible "Punch art" throughout the year. Printed on Acid-and Lignin-Free cardstock (micro-perforated for easy punching), Punch-Outs are perfect for cardmaking, scrapbooking, invitations, gift tags and other papercraft projects. Punch-Outs are grouped in seasonal themes for every occasion . . . from holidays to birthdays, smiling flowers to elegant florals—it's fun, easy, and downright punchy!

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Paper Airplane Fold-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar

Paper Airplane Fold-A-Day Desk Calendar: Go ahead . . . throw yesterday away . . . and watch it soar! Paper airplane experts Kyong Lee and David Mitchell have joined forces to bring you a squadron of planes throughout the year that feature 40 (!!!) original models.

  • Hundreds of original paper airplanes for your aeronautic delight
  • Illustrated folding instructions
  • Custom-designed graphics for each plane
  • Our Easy Fold-a-Round™ calendar box is a virtual aircraft carrier
  • Large size paper (7 3/4" x 6") enables you to make airplanes big enough to really fly!
  • Easy access date cards

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  • Medical Cartoon-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar

    Medical Cartoon-A-Day Desk Calendar: This calendar is filled with healthy medical cartoons from humorist Jonny Hawkins. Jonny's works have been in greeting cards, calendars, and books. They also brighten the pages of over 265 publications including Forbes Magazine, Saturday Evening Post, Reader's Digest, Medical Post, Barron's, Guideposts, and Harvard Business Review.

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    Medical Bloopers 2009 Desk Calendar

    Medical Bloopers Desk Calendar: This calendar is filled with humorous happenings as reported by doctors, nurses, and technicians working within the medical profession. You will be shocked and amazed to the point of laughter by what people say and the things they do in the presence of their caregivers.

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    Legal Lunacies 2009 Desk Calendar

    Legal Lunacies Desk Calendar: Author Richard Bauman uncovers the most incompetent criminals, outrageous laws and ludicrous lawsuits, including crazy court cases in which you guess the verdict! Illustrator C.A. Boyer adds to each day's fun with hilarious illustrations of Legal Lunacies throughout the year.

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    Knitting 2009 Desk Calendar

    Knitting Desk Calendar: With the Knitting Pattern-a-Day Calendar™ every day features a knitted piece from the craftiest in the trade. Enjoy photographs of fun and beautiful creations each day accompanied by associated patterns, instructions, and measurements. You'll never be without the perfect handmade gift.

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    Paper Kite 2009 Desk Calendar

    Paper Kite Desk Calendar: Master paper engineer Jeff Cole releases his innovative style of paper folding into the wind. Folded from the calendar's 8-1/2" x 11" pages, these kites may be small, but they fly big time with a little breeze ... and even look great hanging from trees. More than 100 original, colorful kite designs. Illustrated folding instructions. Custom-designed graphics for each kite.

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    Kirigami 2009 Desk Calendar

    Kirigami Desk Calendar: Don't throw yesterday away! Just (1) Fold it! (2) Cut it! (3) Open it�to 100s of unique and beautiful designs throughout the year. It's easy and fun with step-by-step illustrated instructions for each day! Scissors not included.

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    Fishing Cartoon-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar

    Fishing Cartoon-A-Day Desk Calendar: You're bound to get hooked as humorist Jonny Hawkins fishes for laughs through the pages of this angler's guide to chuckles which is certain to weigh in as your best hook of the year!

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    Easy Scrapbooking 2009 Desk Calendar

    Easy Scrapbooking Desk Calendar: With 365 days of NEW decorative borders and elements . . .Just place your photo on the page and "Shazam," it's perfectly framed within a border! Or . . . crop 'til you drop with beautiful and festive designs and/or decorative elements to clip for every season, holiday, or special occasion. Each page is designed to frame a photo up to 4" x 6" in size. Acid-Free and Lignin-Free paper protects photography.

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    Easy Origami Fold-a-Day 2009 Desk Calendar

    Easy Origami Fold-a-Day Desk Calendar: Who needs a "Zen Garden" when you can create 100s of figures including animals, flowers, birds, and Christmas ornaments each day? 100s of new Origami models. Patterned paper. Illustrated folding instructions. Weekend papercraft ideas. Large 6" x 6" color pages! (Origami size).

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    Easy Answer Science 2009 Desk Calendar

    Easy Answer Science Desk Calendar: This calendar provides easy answers to hard-to-answer science and technology questions, covering a variety of topics from animals to weather. Why do crabs walk sideways? What causes popcorn to pop? Why don't karate chops on concrete break our bones?

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    Eyeball Animation Doodle-A-Day 2009 Desk Calendar

    Eyeball Animation Doodle-A-Day Desk Calendar: Every other day is a 3-Step DOODLE DAY! Half of the days are illustrated . . . Every other day has step-by-step doodle "eye-deas." Googly eyeballs make this a one-of-a-kind calendar. Includes a daily dose of fun facts with illustrations every-other-day. 3-step drawing tips on the other days! Eye-opening trivia. Large 6" x 6" format provides ample drawing room!

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    Easy Cross-Stitch Pattern-a-Day 2009 Desk Calendar

    Easy Cross-Stitch Pattern-a-Day Desk Calendar: With wonderful new designs each day AND the patterns to actually create them, you'll enjoy beautiful Cross-Stitch Art and the thrill of knowing that you can stitch a new design every day, or simply save it for another day. Use these designs to create pillows, framed art, hand towels, and much more! Easy access date cards included.

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    Crochet Pattern-a-Day 2009 Desk Calendar

    Crochet Pattern-a-Day Desk Calendar: Don't throw yesterday away—just hook it into today's most hip and chic designs with designer Annie Modesitt and friends! Each day throughout the year features hip and chic crochet patterns with photos and corresponding instructions and measurements to help you complete exciting new projects. From scarves and pillows to afghans and shawls, you'll never run out of wonderful handmade gift ideas!

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    Blackjack 2009 Desk Calendar

    Blackjack Desk Calendar: Don't throw yesterday away—Just Hold'em or Fold'em!™. . . and WIN MILLIONS of DOLLARS—Just kidding. But the amount of fun you'll have playing a new hand of Blackjack each day will be PRICELESS. So whether you hold'em, fold'em, or save'em to play another day—Enjoy! This Lift-a-Flap Blackjack™ Calendar includes a new hand of Lift-a-Flap™ cards dealt each day and punch-out hands each day for up to 3 players.

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    Bingo 2009 Desk Calendar

    Bingo Desk Calendar: Try your luck at a game of bingo—Every Day!™. . . and WIN an ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET—Just kidding. But the amount of fun you'll have playing a new game of Bingo each day will be PRICELESS.

    Simply:

    • 1. Lift a bingo ball flap
    • 2. Highlight the number on your card
    • 3. Be the first to shout "BINGO!"

    Play it today or save it for another day with our patented Easy Fold-a-Round™ box. This Lift-a-Flap Bingo™ Calendar includes:

    • Lift-a-Flap™ bingo balls to pick from each day
    • Punch-out bingo cards for up to 3 players

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    Beading 2009 Desk Calendar

    Beading Desk Calendar: WARNING! Use of this calendar may cause an outbreak of beads hanging from the ears, wrists, ankles, neck, and in extreme cases . . . the nose. As there is no way to avoid this condition, this Publisher recommends that you not resist and simply enjoy the wonderful ideas and information this calendar provides throughout the year.

    So . . . string into one of the most fun and "easy" art forms around. In one evening you can bead something gorgeous to wear or gift and with this calendar, you won't run short on some of the hottest ideas around! Bead it today or save it for another day with our patented Easy Fold-a-Round™ box. Easy access date cards included.

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    Zits 2009 Desk Calendar

    Zits Desk Calendar: Zits manages to capture those truly hilarious—and often embarrassing—moments of being a teen as well as the hair-raising side of being a teen's parent. Follow teenager Jeremy Duncan, his parents, and his friends as they embark on the tumultuous but entertaining journey known as The Zits Years.

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    Ziggy 2009 Wall Calendar

    Ziggy Wall Calendar: He's got no pants, no hair, and no luck. But he does have a positive outlook on life and keeps persevering no matter what obstacles come his way. Whether facing the workplace, restaurants, aliens, his computer, his garden, or his pets, Ziggy is up for the challenge. Ziggy may not always win, but he always finishes the race. Even if he's last. Whether through dryer lint sculptures or "fridge" masterpieces, Ziggy shows us how his life imitates art with this calendar, which features a full-color Sunday comic each month. Grid begins with Monday.

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    Ziggy 2009 Desk Calendar

    Ziggy Desk Calendar: Ziggy takes things one day at a time and makes the most of them. Whether he's facing his weight, computer, menagerie, or Monday's, Ziggy's endless optimism in his pursuits is an inspiration to us all. This calendar features a different Ziggy comic each day.

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    Zelda Wisdom 2009 Wall Calendar

    Zelda Wisdom Wall Calendar: Zelda is an adorable yet sassy English Bulldog with an expressive face and a costume-clad stout frame (32-32-32). She's full of "bone-afied" wisdom such as "Enjoy life . . . this is not a rehearsal" and "When you're the Queen . . . you can do anything!"

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    Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If 2009 Wall Calendar

    Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If Wall Calendar: Jeff Foxworthy is an expert on "redneck." He defines it as "a glorious absence of sophistication." And he has a seemingly endless supply of jokes that proves that definition again and again. Back for another year, this wall calendar features one of David Boyd's illustrations accompanied by a redneck joke from Jeff Foxworthy.

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    Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If 2009 Desk Calendar

    Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If Desk Calendar: Jeff Foxworthy is an expert on "redneck." He defines it as "a glorious absence of sophistication." And he has a seemingly endless supply of jokes that proves that definition again and again. Each page of this calendar features a hilarious redneck joke from Jeff Foxworthy.

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