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Nurses 2009 Desk Calendar

Nurses Desk Calendar: Screaming toddlers. Chaotic emergency rooms. Smug doctors. Twelve-hour shifts. It's all in a day's work for nurses. The nurse professionals who have been in the trenches—whether at a hospital, medical office, or nursing home—will appreciate and understand this day-to-day calendar. Each entry includes a true tale, anecdote, or witty quote that every nurse will read, recognize, and enjoy.

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Non Sequitur 2009 Wall Calendar

Non Sequitur Wall Calendar: Featuring twelve Non Sequitur panels selected to showcase Wiley's skewering, hilarious take on government, politics, and society in an election year, the Non Sequitur wall calendar will not only please you if you are one of Wiley's many devoted fans, but also will please anyone looking for a calendar a little off-center, smart, and downright funny.

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Non Sequitur 2009 Desk Calendar

Non Sequitur Desk Calendar: Featuring a different Non Sequitur panel each day, this calendar is the pot of gold for Non Sequitur fans or anyone else looking for a smart, funny, yet slightly off-center laugh each day. It's all here: politics, business, family life, religion, pop culture—basically anything people talk about, Wiley pokes fun with his trademark intelligent yet wacky wit and perspective. Who else would consider why Jihadist rallies don't have Q and A sessions?

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Nesting 2009 Planner

Nesting Planner: Old-fashioned styling meets modern functionality in this vintage-style planner whose special qualities set it apart. Throughout the pages, users will find artwork culled from vintage sources, alongside functional and beautiful weekly layouts. It has a ribbon marker and a cloth-like cover with leatherette corners. Included throughout are inspiring sentiments from a wide variety of thoughtful sources, from Chinese proverbs to American poets.

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Naruto 2009 Wall Calendar

Naruto Wall Calendar: The Village Hidden in the Leaves is home to the stealthiest ninja in the land. But twelve years earlier, a fearsome Nine-Tailed Fox terrorized the village before it was subdued and its spirit sealed within the body of a baby boy. Now that boy, Naruto Uzumaki, has grown up to be a hyperactive ninja-in-training who's more interested in pranks than schoolwork. However, Naruto is determined to become the greatest ninja ever.

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Murphy's Law 2009 Desk Calendar

Murphy's Law Desk Calendar: This cynical and witty calendar features humorous laws, principles, and observations about anything and everything that can go wrong. Whether it's relationships, the office, hobbies, technology, or daily life, these glass-is-half-empty suppositions will have even the biggest curmudgeons chuckling.

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Moms 2009 Desk Calendar

Moms Desk Calendar: Mom does everything for everyone and expects nothing in return. For this, she deserves a medal or a trophy or a crown . . . or a calendar made just for her. Each page of Moms: Funny and True Tales features an amusing story, helpful tip, appreciative quote, or a few words of advice like these from one wise mother: Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen.

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Mary Engelbreit Mary Days 2009 Desk Calendar

Mary Engelbreit Mary Days Desk Calendar: Make your days the "Mary-est" they can be with Mary Engelbreit's 2009 calendar. This warm and engaging calendar invites people to share in the magic of Mary's captivating artwork and to reflect on what makes their days blissful—whether it's picking flowers, playing at the beach, or giving someone you love a special hug. The images and quotes in this calendar help make each day one to cherish.

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Spanish Living Language 2009 Desk Calendar

Spanish Living Language Desk Calendar: This Living Language� calendar makes learning another language easy and fun. Each page of this calendar contains a simple Spanish word or phrase accompanied by the English translation and a phonetic pronunciation guide for key words. Scattered throughout the calendars are cultural theme pages related to the language. This calendar is ideal for beginners as well as those who want to refresh their skills.

An audio CD of basic phrases and expressions is included with the calendar, with topics such as "Days and Months" and "Making Friends." Spanish-speaking cities all over the world are featured in this calendar's cultural theme pages. Madrid, Havana, Lima, Mexico City, Guatemala City, and San Jos? are some of the many cities that are included.

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Italian Living Language 2009 Desk Calendar

Italian Living Language Desk Calendar: This Living Language� calendar makes learning another language easy and fun. Each page of this calendar contains a simple Italian word or phrase accompanied by the English translation and a phonetic pronunciation guide for key words. Scattered throughout the calendars are cultural theme pages related to the language. This calendar is ideal for beginners as well as those who want to refresh their skills.

An audio CD of basic phrases and expressions is included with the calendar, with topics such as "Days and Months" and "Making Friends." Italy is home to some of the greatest Renaissance cities, such as Rome, Venice, Florence, Genoa, and Milan. Cultural theme pages throughout this calendar feature these as well as Verona, Naples, Salerno, and Turin, which was the host city for the 2006 Winter Olympics.

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German Living Language 2009 Desk Calendar

German Living Language Desk Calendar: This Living Language� calendar makes learning another language easy and fun. Each page of this calendar contains a simple German word or phrase accompanied by the English translation and a phonetic pronunciation guide for key words. Scattered throughout the calendars are cultural theme pages related to the language. This calendar is ideal for beginners as well as those who want to refresh their skills.

An audio CD of basic phrases and expressions is included with the calendar, with topics such as "Days and Months" and "Making Friends." Cultural theme pages in this calendar highlight cities in Germany, Austria, and Switzerland—the main German-speaking countries in Western Europe. Learn about important seasonal events in certain cities, such as Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany, and the Summer Festival in Salzburg, Austria.

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French Living Language 2009 Desk Calendar

French Living Language Desk Calendar: This Living Language� calendar makes learning another language easy and fun. Each page of this calendar contains a simple French word or phrase accompanied by the English translation and a phonetic pronunciation guide for key words. Scattered throughout the calendars are cultural theme pages related to the language. This calendar is ideal for beginners as well as those who want to refresh their skills.

An audio CD of basic phrases and expressions is included with the calendar, with topics such as "Days and Months" and "Making Friends." Besides pages offering a multitude of useful phrases and vocabulary in this romantic language, the cultural theme pages in this calendar will educate readers about where French is spoken around the world. Beyond Paris, we'll visit the French-speaking cities of Geneva, Brussels, Port-au-Prince, Bamako, and the Cr?ole Louisiane of New Orleans.

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Chinese Living Language 2009 Desk Calendar

Chinese Living Language Desk Calendar: This Living Language� calendar makes learning another language easy and fun. Each page of this calendar contains a simple Chinese word or phrase accompanied by the English translation and a phonetic pronunciation guide for key words. Scattered throughout the calendars are cultural theme pages related to the language. This calendar is ideal for beginners as well as those who want to refresh their skills.

An audio CD of basic phrases and expressions is included with the calendar, with topics such as "Days and Months" and "Making Friends." Food is the theme in the cultural pages of this calendar, and all the major Chinese cuisines, including Cantonese and Sichuan, are highlighted. Fun facts are included about chopsticks, tea drinking, dining etiquette, and traditional holiday foods such as fish for the New Year and zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival.

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Linda Nelson Stocks Treasured Memories by the Sea 2009 Wall Calendar

Linda Nelson Stocks Treasured Memories by the Sea Wall Calendar: No artist captures the charm of early American life more than Linda Nelson Stocks. Her richly detailed paintings show families tending gardens and orchards, cutting firewood, loading wagons, and airing out quilts. Set against captivating views of the colorful countryside or picturesque sea, the small-town scenes found in Linda's 2009 calendar will delight any folk art enthusiast. This wonderful calendar features twelve of Linda's delightful seascapes. Printed in full-color on linen-textured paper, it is packaged in a coordinating full-color envelope. The brass grommet makes for easy hanging.

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Linda Nelson Stocks Folk Art 2009 Wall Calendar

Linda Nelson Stocks Folk Art Wall Calendar: The artist's newest paintings—including her signature Christmas scene—are included in this beautiful calendar. Packaged in a coordinating full-color envelope, printed on linen-textured paper, and featuring a brass grommet for hanging, it's truly a calendar to be prominently displayed in any setting or décor.

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Linda Nelson Stocks Folk Art 2009 Planner

Linda Nelson Stocks Folk Art Planner: Details from the artist's newest paintings—including her signature Christmas scene—are included in this beautiful calendar. This calendar is perfect for those on the go. Just the right size to fit in a pocket, purse, backpack, or tote bag, it features a place at the back for notes.

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Linda Nelson Stocks Folk Art 2009 Mini Wall Calendar

Linda Nelson Stocks Folk Art Mini Wall Calendar: Where space is tight, this mini calendar is the ideal choice. Every full-color spread is big on charm, with a lovely image from the brush of Linda Nelson Stocks. Printed on linen-textured paper, the calendar also has a brass grommet for hanging.

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Linda Nelson Stocks Folk Art 2009 Desk Calendar

Linda Nelson Stocks Folk Art Desk Calendar: There's no better way to start the day than with a little country scene snipped from the richly detailed paintings of Linda Nelson Stocks. Charming vignettes are featured on every page of this full-color calendar.

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Linda Nelson Stocks Folk Art 2009 Softcover Engagement Calendar

Linda Nelson Stocks Folk Art Engagement Calendar: This elegant calendar is a wonderful way to beautify one's desk at work or at home. Printed in full-color on linen-textured paper, it features two pockets, monthly and weekly calendar pages, and plenty of room in the back for addresses, notes, lists, and appointments.

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Life's Little Instruction Calendar 2009 Desk Calendar

Life's Little Instruction Calendar Desk Calendar: The words of H. Jackson Brown, Jr., have inspired millions of readers for more than seventeen years. For 2009, the author has again created a calendar that will encourage you, brighten your days, and spur you to action. There are 365 brand new instructions, each one concise, sensible, thoughtful, and wise: "Hang up and drive," "To be treated with respect, wear respectable clothing," and "Remember, growth is always the result of giving, never withholding." Advice doesn't get much better than this.

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Mary Engelbreit Life is Just So Daily 2009 Wall Calendar

Mary Engelbreit Life is Just So Daily Wall Calendar: Mary Engelbreit's Life Is Just So Daily Family Calendar is a busy family's best-kept secret for staying organized. Each month of this colorful calendar provides the perfect place for individual family members to jot down appointments, meetings, special days, and weekly activities. Complete with Mary's adorable characters and inspirational quotes, this calendar is what every family needs to stay or get organized. Again, you'll find stickers for those not-to-be-forgotten special occasions and a pocket in the back of the calendar that's a perfect place to keep invitations, notes, appointment cards, or whatever you wish.

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The Left-Hander's 2009 Desk Calendar

The Left-Hander's Desk Calendar: Each page of this calendar features a fact, legend, quote, or anecdote about left-handedness or a well-known left-handed person. It also includes the birthdays of left-handed people on the appropriate dates.

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The Left-Hander's 2009 Softcover Engagement Calendar

The Left-Hander's Engagement Calendar: This lefty-friendly calendar features planning pages on the left side of each weekly spread for easier use and plenty of space for notes; it also includes the birthdays of left-handed people on their respective dates. The right side features an interesting fact about left-handedness or a left-handed person.

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Lawyers 2009 Desk Calendar

Lawyers Desk Calendar: A little daily humor is always welcomed by those who work in the legal system. The Lawyers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes 2009 Calendar offers the perfect mix of humorous quotes, outrageous laws, hilarious jokes, and frivolous lawsuits to bring about a hearty chuckle from any paralegal, court reporter, law clerk, or judge.

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Just the Right Shoe 2009 Mini Desk Calendar

Just the Right Shoe Mini Desk Calendar: This calendar features stunning images of miniature collectible shoes from the award-winning Just the Right Shoe line designed by Raine. A different shoe and its description are on each weekday page, and each weekend page features an original shoe sketch by Raine accompanied by a fun quote about shoes.

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Just the Right Shoe 2009 Hardcover Engagement Calendar

Just the Right Shoe Engagement Calendar: This stunning and sophisticated engagement calendar is filled with original sketches by Raine of her miniature shoes. Each weekly spread features a gorgeous sketch along with a fun quote about shoes. The image on the hard cover is beautifully embossed.

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