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Penny Arcade T-Shirt: DIV From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (S)
 Div A drunken, talking DIVX player with a hostile, surly attitude and a penchant for consuming large quantities of alcohol. He is also known to have rough, yet "magical" sex with Gabe's PS2. Be the proud wearer of this obnoxious, yet strangely hilarious, character with this Penny Arcade t-shirt featuring a picture of DIV on the front and the quote "Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars" on the back of a dark blue shirt. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: DIV From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (L)
| Div A drunken, talking DIVX player with a hostile, surly attitude and a penchant for consuming large quantities of alcohol. He is also known to have rough, yet "magical" sex with Gabe's PS2. Be the proud wearer of this obnoxious, yet strangely hilarious, character with this Penny Arcade t-shirt featuring a picture of DIV on the front and the quote "Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars" on the back of a dark blue shirt. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: DIV From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (M)
| Div A drunken, talking DIVX player with a hostile, surly attitude and a penchant for consuming large quantities of alcohol. He is also known to have rough, yet "magical" sex with Gabe's PS2. Be the proud wearer of this obnoxious, yet strangely hilarious, character with this Penny Arcade t-shirt featuring a picture of DIV on the front and the quote "Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars" on the back of a dark blue shirt. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: DIV From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (XL)
| Div A drunken, talking DIVX player with a hostile, surly attitude and a penchant for consuming large quantities of alcohol. He is also known to have rough, yet "magical" sex with Gabe's PS2. Be the proud wearer of this obnoxious, yet strangely hilarious, character with this Penny Arcade t-shirt featuring a picture of DIV on the front and the quote "Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars" on the back of a dark blue shirt. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: DIV From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (XXXL)
| Div A drunken, talking DIVX player with a hostile, surly attitude and a penchant for consuming large quantities of alcohol. He is also known to have rough, yet "magical" sex with Gabe's PS2. Be the proud wearer of this obnoxious, yet strangely hilarious, character with this Penny Arcade t-shirt featuring a picture of DIV on the front and the quote "Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars" on the back of a dark blue shirt. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: Twisp And Catsby (S)
 Twisp and Catsby An anthropomorphic cat and an imp who are featured only in sepia toned strips. Contrary to what one might infer from the names, Catsby is the imp character and Twisp is the cat; Tycho said of this curious inversion at a lecture at MIT, "Well, we never really asserted who each one was... like everything else is so ridiculous where they live that it seemed perfectly legitimate at the time." Be a discrete and discerning consumer. This shirt is not for critics. Wear Twisp and Catsby. Black Shirt. Penny Arcade logo on back. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: Twisp And Catsby (XL)
| Twisp and Catsby An anthropomorphic cat and an imp who are featured only in sepia toned strips. Contrary to what one might infer from the names, Catsby is the imp character and Twisp is the cat; Tycho said of this curious inversion at a lecture at MIT, "Well, we never really asserted who each one was... like everything else is so ridiculous where they live that it seemed perfectly legitimate at the time." Be a discrete and discerning consumer. This shirt is not for critics. Wear Twisp and Catsby. Black Shirt. Penny Arcade logo on back. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: Twisp And Catsby (M)
| Twisp and Catsby An anthropomorphic cat and an imp who are featured only in sepia toned strips. Contrary to what one might infer from the names, Catsby is the imp character and Twisp is the cat; Tycho said of this curious inversion at a lecture at MIT, "Well, we never really asserted who each one was... like everything else is so ridiculous where they live that it seemed perfectly legitimate at the time." Be a discrete and discerning consumer. This shirt is not for critics. Wear Twisp and Catsby. Black Shirt. Penny Arcade logo on back. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: Twisp And Catsby (XXL)
| Twisp and Catsby An anthropomorphic cat and an imp who are featured only in sepia toned strips. Contrary to what one might infer from the names, Catsby is the imp character and Twisp is the cat; Tycho said of this curious inversion at a lecture at MIT, "Well, we never really asserted who each one was... like everything else is so ridiculous where they live that it seemed perfectly legitimate at the time." Be a discrete and discerning consumer. This shirt is not for critics. Wear Twisp and Catsby. Black Shirt. Penny Arcade logo on back. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: Twisp And Catsby (XXXL)
| Twisp and Catsby An anthropomorphic cat and an imp who are featured only in sepia toned strips. Contrary to what one might infer from the names, Catsby is the imp character and Twisp is the cat; Tycho said of this curious inversion at a lecture at MIT, "Well, we never really asserted who each one was... like everything else is so ridiculous where they live that it seemed perfectly legitimate at the time." Be a discrete and discerning consumer. This shirt is not for critics. Wear Twisp and Catsby. Black Shirt. Penny Arcade logo on back. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: Wang Fu (M)
 Wang Fu The Yin-Yang design on the back declares the owner of this shirt to be a student of Cheng Long Freestyle Kung-Fu, which we're sure is nonsense. The characters are shown on the front in silhouette. The front also says something like "Rice Battle" - we thought it said some bad-ass samurai stuff on there, but apparently it's actually some nonsense about fighting food. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in navy. Gabe and Tycho in a cool silhouette on in white the front, and "Wang Fu" and the Penny Arcade logo printed on the back in blue and white. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: Wang Fu (S)
| Wang Fu The Yin-Yang design on the back declares the owner of this shirt to be a student of Cheng Long Freestyle Kung-Fu, which we're sure is nonsense. The characters are shown on the front in silhouette. The front also says something like "Rice Battle" - we thought it said some bad-ass samurai stuff on there, but apparently it's actually some nonsense about fighting food. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in navy. Gabe and Tycho in a cool silhouette on in white the front, and "Wang Fu" and the Penny Arcade logo printed on the back in blue and white. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: Baby Vs. Rhino (S)
 Baby vs. Rhino: When Babies battle with Rhinos, everyone wins. In the wild, Babies and Rhinos are natural enemies and fight until their last drop of blood. Now, for the first time, you can own the shirt dedicated to the initial hostilities of these two deadly combatants. Frozen in the second before their eternal struggle, you can keep that moment forever. 100% cotton black shirt. With the Baby vs Rhino design on the front in blue, orange, and white and the Penny Arcade logo on the back. w00t! |
Penny Arcade Bundle with Small T-Shirt
 It's great. What more could you want in life? You get a DIV From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars t-shirt, a lovely Fruit Fucker poster and the Penny Arcade Volume 2: Epic Legends of the Magic Sword Kings! TPB. You want more? Okay, well you get all three plus you can pay less. Get the bundle and save money. Happy now? Good. |
Penny Arcade Bundle with Medium T-Shirt
| It's great. What more could you want in life? You get a DIV From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars t-shirt, a lovely Fruit Fucker poster and the Penny Arcade Volume 2: Epic Legends of the Magic Sword Kings! TPB. You want more? Okay, well you get all three plus you can pay less. Get the bundle and save money. Happy now? Good. |
Penny Arcade Bundle with Large T-Shirt
| It's great. What more could you want in life? You get a DIV From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars t-shirt, a lovely Fruit Fucker poster and the Penny Arcade Volume 2: Epic Legends of the Magic Sword Kings! TPB. You want more? Okay, well you get all three plus you can pay less. Get the bundle and save money. Happy now? Good. |
Penny Arcade Bundle with XL T-Shirt
| It's great. What more could you want in life? You get a DIV From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars t-shirt, a lovely Fruit Fucker poster and the Penny Arcade Volume 2: Epic Legends of the Magic Sword Kings! TPB. You want more? Okay, well you get all three plus you can pay less. Get the bundle and save money. Happy now? Good. |
Penny Arcade Bundle with XXL T-Shirt
| It's great. What more could you want in life? You get a DIV From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars t-shirt, a lovely Fruit Fucker poster and the Penny Arcade Volume 2: Epic Legends of the Magic Sword Kings! TPB. You want more? Okay, well you get all three plus you can pay less. Get the bundle and save money. Happy now? Good. |
Penny Arcade Bundle with XXXL T-Shirt
| It's great. What more could you want in life? You get a DIV From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars t-shirt, a lovely Fruit Fucker poster and the Penny Arcade Volume 2: Epic Legends of the Magic Sword Kings! TPB. You want more? Okay, well you get all three plus you can pay less. Get the bundle and save money. Happy now? Good. |
Penny Arcade T-Shirt: Kansas City Hotsteppers (XXXL)
 Kansas City Hotsteppers The Kansas City Hotsteppers are a line dancing group which Gabe dances with. They apparently make it to the Last Showdown dancing finals and must dance against the Obsidian Spurs. In a tip of the hat to the Karate Kid, the head Spur says to his minion, "He's too good. Take him out. Or I take you out." And true to form, the injured Gabe returns from being injured with his ultimate move, the Dixie Twist. Dark blue shirt with The Kansas City Hotsteppers logo printed on the front in yellow and light blue. PA logo on the back too! |
Sock Monkey Er Kommt! Women's T-Shirt (L)
 Er Kommt! means "He is coming!" which is exactly what our favorite Sock Monkey is doing . . . making his comic comeback with a new line of stories, created by Tony Millionaire. Our joy for Sock Monkey's return could not be displayed any better than on this bold T-shirt, announcing his return to our comics and product universe! Look out! |
Sock Monkey Er Kommt! Women's T-Shirt (XL)
| Er Kommt! means "He is coming!" which is exactly what our favorite Sock Monkey is doing . . . making his comic comeback with a new line of stories, created by Tony Millionaire. Our joy for Sock Monkey's return could not be displayed any better than on this bold T-shirt, announcing his return to our comics and product universe! Look out! |
Gloomy Bear Men's T-shirt: Camo (M)
 Many people are familiar with Gloomy Bear: the cute pink bear with the big bloody claws. For the uninitiated, Gloomy is owned by Boy Pitty who, despite the abuse, loves him with all his heart. These shirts, designed by Gloomy Bear creator Chack, are first in a line of striking Gloomy Bear products brought to you by Dark Horse! |
Gloomy Bear Men's T-shirt: Camo (L)
| Many people are familiar with Gloomy Bear: the cute pink bear with the big bloody claws. For the uninitiated, Gloomy is owned by Boy Pitty who, despite the abuse, loves him with all his heart. These shirts, designed by Gloomy Bear creator Chack, are first in a line of striking Gloomy Bear products brought to you by Dark Horse! |
Gloomy Bear Men's T-shirt: Green (XL)
 Many people are familiar with Gloomy Bear: the cute pink bear with the big bloody claws. For the uninitiated, Gloomy is owned by Boy Pitty who, despite the abuse, loves him with all his heart. These shirts, designed by Gloomy Bear creator Chack, are first in a line of striking Gloomy Bear products brought to you by Dark Horse! |
Man with the Screaming Brain Gray Baseball Cap
 B-movie star and cult icon Bruce Campbell, star of Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, and more, has co-written, directed,and starred in this upcoming wacky horror film. The title says it all! Man with the Screaming Brain tells the story of a greedy American businessman who hits on the wrong gypsy girl and lands in the grip of a mad scientist determined to get rich off a twisted double-brain-transplant scheme. Dark Horse is about to launch a series of comics following the "director's cut" of the story. In honor of this latest extravaganza, we are producing a great Bruce Campbell bust, expertly sculpted by Sam Greenwell, 2 t-shirts, featuring the cover art from the comic books, including art by Hellboy creator Mike Mignola, and a sporty baseball cap, emblazoned with the Man with the Screaming Brain logo. |